Hey everybody it's Harlan welcome to today's episode before we get started I want to let you know

Due to popular demand and your requests people have asked me to hand draw a t-shirt for my charity

cinnamon angels fly fly away for all those children out there with horrible

cinnamon allergies. So it's here and if you want to order

your very own Cinnamon Angels Fly Fly Away t-shirt just go to Harbling.com,

Harbling.com, and order away.

We have all sizes, all colors, and you'll be helping those poor children with their swollen ankles and the

drool coming out of their mouths and their red eyes and all the money goes directly

to meet to the charity and that's how you do it.

Just go to Harbling.com and start helping the cinnamon children,

children, allergy children, bastards, children of today.

And now let's start rolling down the Harlan Highway.

But wait, then there's another level to this tip madness.

The thing where they ask you if you want to ante up,

and then they go,

oh, would you like to even up to an even $25 for the children in Korea with no lips or whatever, whatever the kow, you know, the gimpy kids of Brazil. Yeah, and then you feel bad. Yeah, the boy scouts with

With the legs they do put you under pressure and you feel bad saying no because you feel everyone staring at you or

she gonna hit no on that button. Yeah and then she's there judging you and meanwhile there's some like

kid in Korea with no lips who can't eat a cough of corn and you feel bad because you just bought like shampoo and toothpaste and cheesies.

You could have helped him buy a pair of lips. You could have helped him buy a pair of lips.

You could have helped some gimpy kid in Korea with the lips suck the ice off the side of a 7-Eleven or something.

That's exactly right.

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