You know what I love, dude?

Yeah.

I love dried noodles.

You know what I mean?

Why do you love?

Where they have the dried noodles and some sort of gravy, like some Chinese gravy on top.

So you get some of the like soft parts, right, and then the hard parts.

Somehow like my, my me.

I'm hard and soft at the same time.

Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard. Or vice versa.

Be hard and then go soft. Yeah, that's what I do. Okay, good. Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going at, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food. Yeah. Getting a Chinese. Yeah. Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting a Chinese is common, non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese takeaway meal. Why is it okay for, so Brits are the first people to get mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC. They say go get a Chinese. Yeah. I mean, that sounds pretty scary. In this day and age. Yeah. I get a Japanese. That's easier. Much easier. Yeah. They're, either to catch. The Japanese are easier to get. They really are. Are they not? Well, they're more patient. Yeah, they're like in their suits. You know what I mean? There's out with their briefcase out there. Well, you can't run.

And they get drunk. They get drunk.

Mm-hmm.

That's when you get them.

You can't run.

You go to Tokyo, two in the morning, a bunch of businessmen, they're drunk.

That's when they get a Japanese.

That's when you get a little Japanese.

Yeah, yeah.

Going to get myself a Japanese.

Yeah. That's such a great culture. When we go to Japan, we should do a late night walk and talk video where we find drunk Japanese men sleeping on the street. You're the only one. You're the only one that texted me on my birthday. You're the only one. Well, clarify what you mean by birthday. My A birthday. That's right. I'm

the only one. You're literally Sunday. The only one. None of you bastards, right? Came to my special. Thank you. Came to my special. Yeah, we were there. But, but, but. Yeah, yeah. What? Who didn't? Who didn't? Who didn't be he's busy no but let's just a busy man let's in that magic movie right he's

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