Heated Rivalry w/ Rick Glassman

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
0:22.8	More parents are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:27.8	To verify I see EE.com.com.
0:30.0	You two are bad friends.
0:31.9	Who are these two idiots.
0:33.5	A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:36.6	You two are disgusting
0:38.0	You two or something
0:40.5	We're bad friends
0:41.7	You know what I love dude
0:43.4	Yeah
0:43.9	I love dried noodles
0:45.6	You know what I mean
0:47.3	Where they have the dried noodles
0:49.8	And some sort of gravy
0:51.2	Like some Chinese gravy on top
0:52.8	So you get some of the like soft parts, right, and then the hard parts. Somehow like my, my me, I'm hard and soft at the same time. Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard. Or vice versa. Be hard and then go soft. Yeah, that's what I do. Okay, good. Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going out, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food, getting a Chinese. Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting the Chinese is common, non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese take away mail. Why is it it okay for so brits are the first people to get
1:28.6	mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC they say go get a Chinese yeah that sounds
1:33.8	pretty scary in this day and age yeah i get a Japanese that's easier much easier yeah they're
1:42.4	they're catch the Japanese are easier to get they really are are they not well they're more patient yeah they're that's easier. Much easier. Yeah. They're, either to catch.
1:45.4	The Japanese are easier to catch.
1:45.9	They really are.
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