Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	You two are bad friends.
0:01.7	Who are these two idiots?
0:03.0	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:06.0	You two are disgusting.
0:08.0	Oh, you two or something.
0:10.0	We're bad friends.
0:12.0	We'll have to make an announcement.
0:14.0	Good to see you, Tommy Boy.
0:15.0	Hey, buddy. Good to see you too.
0:17.0	So I'm doing my first special this Friday.
0:19.0	We've talked about this for years. How exciting is this?
0:23.4	I talked about it for years. No, but like we've really talked about this for years. 30 years. Yeah, pink face.
0:30.4	Pink face? I mean, your face is so pink. What are you trying to prove, bud? Is my face pink? Yeah, but
0:35.6	yours naturally pink. Thank you. That's unnatural.
0:38.0	I'm flesh from the whiskey.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:54.8	Okay. He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey. Why did you come at me so aggressive? You know what else he has? Huh. The emperor eyes from Star Wars. Oh, he's an emperor you think? Yeah, like the emperor. Dude, he has, right now, dude, Tom Segree has Emperor Eyes.
0:55.4	Look at that.
0:57.4	He's calling you Sheave Palpatine.
0:57.9	Yeah.
0:54.8	Wow. He's an emperor you think? Yeah, like the emperor. He has, right now, dude, Tom Segree has emperor eyes.
0:55.4	Look at that.
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