Hut, Hut, Straight Up

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Mercy is coming to theaters January 23rd.
0:02.6	This is the Mercy Corps, powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes. To prove it. Or you will be executed. You must use the tools. Every camera and cell phones at your disposal. To solve the mystery. Can I see my daughter's socials? Do you that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:21.9	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:22.9	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:24.6	No, I have. Can I see my daughter's socials? Hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe if she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:21.9	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:22.9	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:24.6	No, I have something here. Oh my God. Mercy. rated PG-13. Maybe inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters January 23rd. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. A white dude
0:34.6	I'm an Asian dude
0:35.9	You two are disgusting
0:38.0	Oh you two or something
0:40.5	We're bad friends A white dude I'm an Asian dude You two are disgusting
0:38.0	Oh you two or something
0:40.5	We're bad friends
0:41.7	Yeah what's up
0:42.9	Your energy today
0:44.5	I don't know dude
0:45.3	What's wrong with my energy
0:46.3	It's not mindful
0:47.2	It's not gracious
0:47.9	There's no grace in it
0:49.3	All right
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