The Way of The Whites w/ Pete Holmes

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	Your hair looks fantastic.
0:01.1	Thank you.
0:01.4	I have a new name though.
0:02.1	Can I get to do it?
0:02.9	Hey, how you doing?
0:04.4	I'm Andrew Rice Clay.
0:06.3	That's really good.
0:07.7	Andrew Rice Clay?
0:09.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09.7	So good.
0:10.7	Thank you.
0:11.7	So I, you know, as we, as you know.
0:14.5	Hey, I'm Sebastian Manashevitzvier.
0:17.6	That's really good.
0:20.8	All right, let's get get off of our impressions.
0:24.7	Can we open that with that?
0:25.7	100%.
0:26.2	You two are bad friends.
0:28.1	Who are these two idiots?
0:29.8	White dude.
0:31.1	I'm an Asian dude.
0:32.8	You two are disgusting.
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