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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

Mercy is coming to theaters January 23rd.

0:02.5

This is the Mercy Corps powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes. To prove it, or you will be executed. He must use the tools. Every camera and cell phones at your disposal. To solve the mystery. Can I see my daughter's socials? Do you that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.

0:21.9

Rebecca Ferguson.

0:22.9

You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.

0:24.5

No, I have. Can I see my daughter's socials? Hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe if she found something she wasn't supposed to.

0:21.9

Rebecca Ferguson.

0:22.9

You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.

0:24.6

I have something here.

0:25.5

Oh my God. Mercy rated PG-13 may be inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters January 23rd. Uh-huh. Shy town. That's where you're from? You've never been to Inglewood once, genuinely.

0:36.2

I know where it is, though.

0:37.6

Where?

0:38.5

It's south from here.

0:40.2

Is it not?

0:41.0

It's by Watts, dog. I've been to the Watts Tower. Watts Towers. No, you haven't. Yeah, that's where I got my water. Have you ever heard Watts water, dude? Yeah, dude. Is it good? Yeah, it's filled with Kratom and all kinds of juicy things. Oh, I love cratom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a big thing, the Watts Towers. This was built by, these were actually, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out. I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought. Did you think? No, no, I knew that you thought that.

1:10.9

You thought it was a water tower?

1:12.2

Yeah, I thought it was a water tower.

1:13.4

I've never really seep into the Watts Tower.

1:15.3

I was lying.

1:16.1

This man collected loose pieces of the, because the train runs behind it, right?

1:21.8

Isn't it from, he took parts from the train?

1:25.3

And then I think the rumor was it was art, but it turns out it's actually the meetup

1:33.1

point for Epstein people.

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