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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	I had that dream again. My small business needs IT help.
0:03.0	But I don't use LinkedIn and I hire wrong.
0:06.0	So then I'm doing IT.
0:07.0	And when I go to plug the servers in, they become sentient.
0:10.0	And they won't net us access to the network unless we forward their chain emails and memes to 10 other people.
0:14.0	And then I wake up.
0:16.0	Don't let hiring nightmares ruin your dreams.
0:19.0	LinkedIn Jobs' new AI assistant finds and invites best fit candidates to apply so you can discover talent you otherwise would have missed. Get 50% of your first job post at LinkedIn.com slash AI hire. Terms and conditions apply. Happy New Year, bad friends. Well, 2026, I got a couple of shows. I'm going to be doing Windsor, Ontario, Canada, January 16th. Right after that,
0:38.0	I'm in Bethlehem, PA. Come out. Also, Hanover, Maryland. Then I'm in Atlantic City. Then down by San Diego, Bobby's hometown, Valley Center, which is inland a little bit, but by San Diego. Then I'm in Canyonville, Oregon. And then Bob and I are doing a show in Lincoln, California.
0:54.1	Yeah, Lincoln.
0:55.1	Bad Friends Live over in Thunder Valley Casino up there by Sacramento. Then I'm doing the Win Casino in Las Vegas. And finally, the little roadie fess out in Providence, Rhode Island in March. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets, Andrew Santino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
1:13.6	A white dude and an Asian dude.
1:15.8	You two are disgusting.
1:18.3	You two or something.
1:19.6	We're bad friends.
1:22.2	Your mom fell and you didn't help her, Rudy said.
1:22.9	What?
1:24.5	Rudy said you didn't help your mom.
1:25.9	Because she was next to her.
1:28.7	It's your mom. I know. I understand that understand that but when your mom falls everyone knows this rule where your mom falls whoever's the
1:33.3	closest picks her up everyone knows that that sounds like a good yeah yeah she fell over and before I could
1:38.6	respond jules was already picking her up yeah and and also it's like when you're falling off of a chair, dude. It's embarrassing. Yeah, it's what's going on? Well, when you reach a certain age, you're going to fall. And your mom fell while we were in Phoenix. And I felt a little bad. Why? Because it's sad when old people fall. It is fall. Because they can...
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