The Sneaky Nakamara

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey.
0:00.7	Hey, everybody.
0:03.2	No?
0:04.1	Yeah, we got new merch. We got new merch. No? Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we got it. Pink and we got this shirt in yellow. Yeah. And we've got that sweater in gray, gray, and a beautiful gray. Yeah. And go to bad friends merch.com to go get this stuff while it lasts. Yeah, because sometimes when they run out, they run out. When they run out, we are going to be out.
0:22.4	So get this while you still can.
0:23.9	And we'll get new ones while it lasts. Yeah, because sometimes when they run out, they run out. When they run out, we are going to be out. So get this while you still can. And we'll get new ones at some point, but no time soon. Go to bad friendsmerch.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something.
0:38.3	We're bad friends.
0:40.3	I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me.
0:43.3	Why?
0:44.3	Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?
0:46.3	I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him.
0:50.3	Like I always do every episode.
0:52.3	I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his days are like. I compliment do every episode. I like to give him a light hug
0:54.7	and ask him what his days are like.
0:57.0	Complimented my car.
0:58.4	I said it was a beautiful car.
0:59.8	What else did I say?
1:01.6	And then you got really close.
1:04.3	No, I said, where do you live on a,
1:07.9	do you also live on a junkyard?
1:13.5	But as a joke, I said that. Uh-huh.
1:13.9	Yeah, yeah.
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