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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Your mom fell and you didn't help her, Rudy said.

0:02.0

Oh my God.

0:03.0

What?

0:04.0

Rudy said you didn't help your mom.

0:05.0

Because she was next to her.

0:06.0

It's your mom. I know. I understand that, but when your mom falls, everyone knows this rule. When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up. Everyone knows that. That sounds like a good rule. Yeah, yeah. And before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up.

0:22.0

And also it's like when you're falling off of a chagre, Yeah, yeah. She fell over and before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up.

0:22.0

And also it's like when you're falling off of a chair, dude.

0:26.9

It's embarrassing.

0:27.7

Yeah, it's what's going on?

0:29.1

Well, when you reach a certain age, you're going to fall.

0:31.0

And your mom fell while we were in Phoenix.

0:33.1

And I felt a little bad.

0:36.8

Why?

0:37.8

Because it's sad when old people fall.

0:40.0

It is fall.

0:40.6

Because they can...

0:41.0

It is saddam.

0:42.1

It's fall.

0:43.0

It's winter.

0:44.2

It is a fall.

0:46.3

No, she fell over, and I saw Jules do the movement of picking her up, so I didn't bother. But Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, but you didn't really, she doesn't really. No, she did. Oh, really? Yeah, she's a caring person. She is? And then my mom goes, I like her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a Philippine slave? She is. She. By Philip, no. She is. We had a great time in Phoenix. We were opening for Shane Gillis. Amen. Who probably once again cracked a record of ticket sales out there in Phoenix. The guy was incredible. 20,000, something like that. Norman, you, me, McCusker. Nate. What a lineup. It was an unbelievable lineup. The black guy. Nate. Nate. Yeah, his name's Nate. He's awesome. When I was on stage, I was just like, run of applause for Santino, McCusker, Norman. Because I forgot that black guy's name. Did you really? Yeah, I was going to say black guy, but in front of 18,000 people, I don't think. You're just so calm up there and in control. You have to be. Yeah, yeah. I think if you go up there and you show any semblance of like nerves, I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics. Oh, dude, bro, let me say something about that. What's so funny?

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