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Bad Friends
Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
4.8 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Your mom fell and you didn't help her, Rudy said. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:03.0 | What? |
| 0:04.0 | Rudy said you didn't help your mom. |
| 0:05.0 | Because she was next to her. |
| 0:06.0 | It's your mom. I know. I understand that, but when your mom falls, everyone knows this rule. When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up. Everyone knows that. That sounds like a good rule. Yeah, yeah. And before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up. |
| 0:22.0 | And also it's like when you're falling off of a chagre, Yeah, yeah. She fell over and before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up. |
| 0:22.0 | And also it's like when you're falling off of a chair, dude. |
| 0:26.9 | It's embarrassing. |
| 0:27.7 | Yeah, it's what's going on? |
| 0:29.1 | Well, when you reach a certain age, you're going to fall. |
| 0:31.0 | And your mom fell while we were in Phoenix. |
| 0:33.1 | And I felt a little bad. |
| 0:36.8 | Why? |
| 0:37.8 | Because it's sad when old people fall. |
| 0:40.0 | It is fall. |
| 0:40.6 | Because they can... |
| 0:41.0 | It is saddam. |
| 0:42.1 | It's fall. |
| 0:43.0 | It's winter. |
| 0:44.2 | It is a fall. |
| 0:46.3 | No, she fell over, and I saw Jules do the movement of picking her up, so I didn't bother. But Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, but you didn't really, she doesn't really. No, she did. Oh, really? Yeah, she's a caring person. She is? And then my mom goes, I like her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a Philippine slave? She is. She. By Philip, no. She is. We had a great time in Phoenix. We were opening for Shane Gillis. Amen. Who probably once again cracked a record of ticket sales out there in Phoenix. The guy was incredible. 20,000, something like that. Norman, you, me, McCusker. Nate. What a lineup. It was an unbelievable lineup. The black guy. Nate. Nate. Yeah, his name's Nate. He's awesome. When I was on stage, I was just like, run of applause for Santino, McCusker, Norman. Because I forgot that black guy's name. Did you really? Yeah, I was going to say black guy, but in front of 18,000 people, I don't think. You're just so calm up there and in control. You have to be. Yeah, yeah. I think if you go up there and you show any semblance of like nerves, I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics. Oh, dude, bro, let me say something about that. What's so funny? |
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