Happy New Year 2026

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0	Dominoes! It's Dominoes, baby!
0:03.1	Baby, it's Domino's. And you know what? You crave a slice, don't you? I love pizza. I love pizza. I'm a big pizza fan. And I got to tell you. I love Domino's pizza, and you crave, you crave a slice. When I'm rumbly bumbly bumbley and my tumbly bummy, I love my dominoes. Gummy, you love endominos.
0:20.3	And here's why.
0:21.5	Here's why.
0:22.0	The flavors are...
0:22.8	Well, this is the chicken, bacon, ranch.
0:24.3	This thing is... Dominoes. When I'm bumbley, dominole and mummobly, mummoly, good. It's so good. And here's why.
0:21.5	Here's why.
0:21.9	The flavors are.
0:22.8	Well, this is the chicken, bacon ranch. This thing is phenomenal. It's the hottest pizza of the year. It's got bacon, jalapeno, and some chicken on top of some cheese. It's dominoes. It's so good. Have you had an extravaganza?
0:36.7	I've never had an extravaganza.
0:37.5	With the two Zs, extravaganza.
0:38.9	It's a deloaded.
0:41.0	It's a good. Have you ever extravaganza? I've never had an extravaganza.
0:37.5	With the two Zs, extravaganza.
0:38.9	It's a deloded pizza with pepperoni, ham, Italian sauces, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone cheese.
0:50.5	Wait a minute.
0:51.0	Do they have 100% real mozzarella?
0:52.7	How'd you know?
0:53.5	I know it's dominoes! And here's my favorite there right here. The pizza, baby! Meza, pizza, pizza, meata, pizza. Meat lovers feast topped with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausages, and beef, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese. And you know what? 100%. Exactly. Matarlla.
1:29.9	So get yourself some dominoes today. Hey, bad friends. Here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say, happy holidays. Happy New Year. I hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you. and most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend.
1:29.9	Happy year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you. And most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend.
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