Hey, bad friends. I'm doing a bunch of shows. First off, Bobby and I, the bad friends live, are going to be at Netflix as a joke fest here in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater down by SoFi. That's May 8th. Get your tickets right now. Then I'll be down in Del Mar at the Sound in San Diego, bro. Surf's up, June 28th. I'm doing two shows early and a late show. And then July 24th, I'm at the Ameristar Casino in St. Charles, Missouri, which might as well be St. Louis, Missouri. Come out and see me. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com. Hey, everybody, Bobby Lee here. You know, I shot a special. And so I'm going to do the finally tour before the special comes out. I want to be in Detroit 424, Indianapolis, 425, Montclair 5-1, Atlantic City 5-2. Just go to my website and check out the other day. It's Medford 5-3, San Antonio 515, and go check it out. It's going to be a theater tour, my first one, and come see me live. Go to bobbylead. Live. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. It smells like dog food in here. Yep. Rook, Ruck. Bobby just got here. I just got here. I yelled at the host for putting the mic stand low. You know how they try to get a laugh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm small. I've done. I'd do that. I know. And it makes me so angry. But I won't yell at you. but I went, if you ever do that again, I'll rip you. I've done, I'd do that. I know. And it makes me so angry. I won't yell at you, but I want, if you ever do that again, I'll rip you. Oh, I've gotten that from you. Yeah, yeah. The low voice. Because it's, because it's, it's trying to get a laugh that I'm short, right? But it's not my laugh. It's their laugh. You know what I mean? It's the residue laugh. Yeah, leftover laugh.

It's leftover laugh. When they're not even on stage, they try to get a laugh. And they're in the back going,

I made the mic store, you know. I bet you Brad gets that. Williams. Oh, dude, I do the opposite

from when Brad follows me in the store. I put it as high as I can. That's, see, that's the same thing. It's the same thing. But it's funny. For you. For all of us. For Brad, it's... For Brad, it's a whole extra thing he has to do. That's funny, dude. For me, it's a you know what I mean? I get a laugh, but then I have to go,

I'm small, do that face like, oh, ho, ho, oh, oh, the what God made me, right? And then Brad has to bring it down. Yeah, it's funny. It's for the person before, but it's not our laugh. All right, you know, well, we're not gonna do it. No more funny stuff.

No more comedy.

Okay.

I think we're done with comedy.

Yeah.

All weekend long.

All weekend long. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm

saying is, is, oh my gosh, Brad left his toothbrush here at the studio. Yeah, he did. Yeah, and his pen.

And his pen. Another thing is, um, get it off your chest. When, like like one time I was in the OR and Steve Byr

halfway during myself, grabbed the mic from the side of the stage

and walked up on stage and then goes,

let's do a duo.

Let's play with a crowd.

And that made me so mad. This is very funny. You know, at San Francisco, at the last time I just played punch, he showed up and he came on stage at the end of mine. Did you ask him to come up or did you just come up on stage? He just came up. No, are you being real? I'm being serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I welcome to the open arms. Yeah, I don't welcome with open arms. You didn't want it? He's half Korean.

Oh, he's not a full.

Yeah, you got to be a full.

Yeah, you got to be a full.

To pull that kind of stunt, you got to be a full. I actually totally agree. Yeah, yeah. No, because it's like I'm in the middle of a setup and all of a sudden, what's up? Without asking. And it's just like, I don't like that.

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