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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Never Seen It: Fan Scripts!

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Some of our listeners have never seen Little Women, Garden State, or 2001: A Space Odyssey! They sent in their scripts and we read them, with help from Ryan Singer and Todd Sklar. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, and Character Card Head Game. Head over to the Patreon for the video (and slightly longer version) of this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:01.3

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.5

this is never seen it.

0:13.3

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:19.9

Hey everybody, today is fan script episode day.

0:24.0

I messed up like the fifth word, fan script episode today.

0:27.0

Thank you for listening.

0:28.0

This has never seen it.

0:29.1

These are scripts you guys wrote this time.

0:31.2

In studio, on Mike, we have Rebecca.

0:33.8

She's on Mike.

0:34.4

I gestured to where she was sitting, but now it's just me.

0:37.1

I just gestured to the chair you were in earlier. And then Todd Sclar's back, Ryan Singer's back, and it's super fun. We read a few scripts. We don't get to all the ones we wanted to get to. Thank you for writing them and sending them in. So we're going to do another fan script episode. So if you want to write something and submit to the show, write up a script for something and you've never seen. and send it's never seen at show at gmail.com we'll be doing more we get to three we

0:58.6

wanted to get to way more we got a little distracted doing absolutely nothing for way too long and we got

1:05.3

we got to three we're going to get to more so we're going to do more parts and we're going to keep doing

1:08.0

fan script stuff so please send them in never seen its show at gmail.com. And if I don't die, we'll do more. And come to the live show, February 16th at Union Hall. Please, it's in Brooklyn. Please, if you're in New York, if you're in Brooklyn, if you're in the area, Sunday, February 16th, come to the show. It's at Union Hall. Union Hall, NY.com is where you can get tickets. We just added Mike Drucker, who's very funny. He's going to be doing something. And Gene Gray, Shane, Shane, Tor. It's going to be so fun. We're going to have music. It's live show. Union Hall, February 16th. It's a Sunday at 8 o'clock. get tickets at union hall, n.com. Get them now because they are kind of going. So get them as soon as possible. I don't want you to miss out. Please get it. And then I'm going to be on the road opening up for some bands and stuff all over. If you go to kylars.com, you can see when I'm going to be in those places. And that starts here pretty soon.

2:01.7

It might even be going on when this comes out. So follow us on Twitter, follow me on Twitter and Instagram and stuff. You can see where we're going to be at and where I'm going to be at. And thank you for listening. Thank you for sending in scripts. Enjoy these fan scripts. Sorry we didn't get to more. We will. I want to do stand up as a clingon using Klingon language.

2:20.0

But like, because there's a Klingon in English. I want to do stand up as a clingon using cling on language.

2:19.7

But like, because there's a cling on in the English dictionary you can buy.

2:22.6

It's all being full cling on dress, like makeup and everything.

2:25.8

And there will be one cling on in the audience.

2:28.1

Oh, who's loving it?

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