Sarah Squirm has never seen Game of Thrones
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2020
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something? |
| 0:04.8 | You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret. |
| 0:10.8 | How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print. |
| 0:17.7 | Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday. |
| 0:23.2 | Print everything for your business with VistaPrint. |
| 0:25.9 | If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk. |
| 0:30.1 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:43.4 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:50.1 | What is up, everybody, today on the podcast, Sarah Sherman is here. |
| 0:53.6 | So funny, she has never seen Game of Thrones. This one, such... I'm excited. It's NSFW. Is that what they say? It is NSF, so we blurred out the whole episode so you couldn't see it. She's never seen Game of Thrones. She rewrote it. Read her script. It's incredible. It's her script. It's incredible. It's as much fun as I can remember ever having doing it. And Todd Scler is here with us once again. And it is just a wonderful, beautiful time. Please enjoy the episode. She's never seen Game of Thrones. It was a HBO show that used to be on. And she wrote it. We read her script. We talk a little bit about Jerry Sandusky. And I think that's pretty much everything we cover. And it's so fun. And I want to let you know if you were in Los Angeles, Sarah is actually running a show at Zebulon on Valentine's Day. And it's going to be a fundraiser for Bernie Sanders. He's a Democratic candidate for president of the United States. If you have not heard of him, you can look it up. But it's Zebulon on Valentine's Day. So go check that out. And if you are around, I'm going to be on the road starting at the end of January, all through February. We have a live show. Please get tickets for the live show. It is February 16th. It's the only live show we have on the |
| 2:02.0 | September 16th in Brooklyn at Union Hall. It's going to be so fun. Gene Gray, Shane Torres are on the show. We've got a bunch of other people that's going to be a great time. Please get tickets to show. Union Hall, N.Y.com. Live show, February 16th. It's a Sunday. It's a pleasant Sunday evening at Union Hall, and please enjoy. Sarah Sherman has never seen gay game of throw. I almost said gay muff throws, because we talk about that porn parody. She's never seen Game of Thrones. I don't think she's seen Gay Muff throws either. That's just a porn parody script. But she's never seen Game of Thrones. Enjoy the script. Thank you for listening. |
| 2:39.4 | I was at the airport and I didn't have any headphones to plug into the because you need the jack all i had were like the my blue two and they had the you have to have a plug oh yeah |
| 2:44.0 | so i bought the cheapest ones that will stand they're like 12 dollar called like jellies or whatever |
| 2:47.6 | and i bought them and the person working at the Hudson News goes these are great headphones. |
| 2:53.5 | These are the price of Oreo Thins. |
| 2:58.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 2:59.1 | At the airport. |
| 3:01.0 | The brand is a food. |
| 3:02.9 | The brand is jelly. |
| 3:04.0 | That is great. |
| 3:04.8 | Have you ever about skull candies in an airport? |
| 3:06.5 | I know skull candies. |
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