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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Steph Tolev has never seen Lady Bird

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Steph Tolev has never seen Lady Bird! She rewrote it, and we read her hilarious script with help from Jenny Jennings in studio. We also play Dad Game, Build the Perfect Movie, read a fan-written script for Titanic, and Character Card Head game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:01.9

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.7

this is never seen it.

0:13.3

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:19.8

What is up, everybody? Today's episode is Steph Tollive has never seen. What is up, everybody?

0:21.1

Today's episode is Steph Tolliv has never seen Lady Bird.

0:26.2

Steph is so funny, you've heard her on the podcast before.

0:28.8

This is her first time finally writing a script.

0:30.6

She's never seen Lady Bird.

0:31.9

She wrote what she thinks Lady Bird is, and we read her script.

0:34.1

It's so fun.

0:35.0

We're joining in studio by the hilarious Jenny Jennings again as well. Got the dad games. Got a bunch of stuff. Steph script is incredible. Very Canadian, like Steph. And she was just on Comedy Central on the Ringers, Bill Burr's new show on Comedy Central, so you can check that out. But please enjoy the episode. Steph Tollev has never seen Lady Bird. Sorry, I got a little bit of a cold. I appreciate y'all. Listen to the podcast. And remember, if you're in New York, we've got a show this Sunday at Union Hall. It's the 16th. It's a live podcast. We got Gene Gray, Robert Dean. It's going to be so much fun. It's a Union Hall. Tickets are at Union Hall, N. n.com. I think there's only a few left. Get them

1:12.4

quick this Sunday live show February 16th. Get them as soon as you can't because they're about to sell out and it's going to be so much fun. So get those tickets. And if you're in Los Angeles, we have a live show March 12th. Solomon Giorgio is going to be there. Dave Ross is going to be hanging out with us. And it's at the Lyric Hyperion that is on Thursday, March 12th, Los Angeles.

1:30.9

Tickets are lyrichyperian.com. So get those. Get the tickets to New York. Get the tickets to the L.A. shows. I want to keep doing the live shows. So get tickets now so we can keep selling them out and keep doing them. Thank you very much. Enjoy Steph Tollive has never seen Lady Bird.

2:02.7

You know, I always, when you miss a joke, I always think about one of the funniest things in the office is when Michael Scott is, I love sitting around quote in the office, just classic comedic. I still do it, yeah. Where he goes, he's like, ah, what is that, an inside joke? I love inside jokes. Hope to be a part of one someday. Yeah, because he burst out laughing at it. He did not hear it at all.

2:03.7

He enters the conversation going, inside jokes hope to be a part of one someday yeah because he burst out laughing at it

2:02.7

he did not hear it at all he enters a conversation going what are we talking about oh god

2:07.7

this is so fun I'm just rewatching it again right now and I'm at the point where Nellie takes over

2:11.2

his boss I'm like I actually hate this I hate when Nelly comes in it I skipped the episode

2:15.0

I get so angry at it yeah I uh I mean, it's such a definitive tone change.

2:21.1

First, there's a really big tone change between season one and season two,

2:25.2

where I think they realize that Steve Krell is not Ricky Jervais.

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