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🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Originally Aired October 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Unexpected pony storage. Everything you wanna know about bopping your bologna.
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| 0:27.0 | The 93xed. Morning Show. |
| 0:29.5 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:31.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be there at a minute. |
| 0:41.3 | I've been effing off over here, Josh. |
| 0:42.9 | I'm not ready for this, not even by a long shot. |
| 0:44.9 | You need a couple more seconds, do you? |
| 0:46.3 | Oh, God. |
| 0:48.1 | We could play that two-minute song again. |
| 0:50.5 | You know, it's funny you say that because I was just remember, |
| 0:53.8 | anytime I hear that song, I think about a DJ that used to work here way back in the day. He went by Hurricane Wayne at the old 93X and then Kane when he was on the edge. And I thought he was great. I used to listen to him on way home from school every single day. Put on my little Walkman, get off the bus early so I could listen to him. It's the cutest thing I've heard so far this morning. He's awesome. And so he's worked here many, many years, you know, off and on and such a talent, really. And so he played that song for the first time. I'd never heard it. You know, they're debuting it on the edge. And then he had said, |
| 1:27.9 | you know what? That song was so short and so good, I want to play it again. And he played it again. And knowing now, what I didn't know then is, I bet he got yelled at like crazy, especially back then there was so, I mean, our bosses now are more cool and they understand, you know. But back But then, I mean, if you changed anything just a little bit, maybe throwing stuff at you, calling your names, it was bad. I hate to be a total flatliner here, but like I said, I was effing off in the background and not paying attention. What song are we referring to? Blur song, too. The woo-hoo thing? Yeah, the woo-hoo thing. It's just a couple minutes long. It's a minute 59 total in our system. Yeah, I don't know why. That cracked me up when I was the game. Yeah, I bet. When that came out. I remember your guy, Wayne, Hurricane Wayne, Kane, whatever you want to call him. I absolutely remember the guy, |
| 2:18.4 | and I think he kind of thrived on getting yelled at. Boy, that was my first experience to working here |
| 2:25.1 | was Kane and our program director at the time yelling at each other and swearing at each other |
| 2:29.9 | across the hall. And I thought, this is a professional work environment? It was my on, I don't know if you call it a real job, but, you know, full-time job. |
| 2:40.4 | And those guys would always go at it. |
| 2:43.1 | I think they hated and loved each other at the same time. |
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