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🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired October 7, 2025: Canadian crooks. One time I was so high I _____. Everything you wanna know about this year's hottest Halloween costumes.
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| 0:43.7 | come on in and relax welcome to the 93x half-ass morning show dana has returned i'm back from a |
| 0:51.3 | trip to buffalo new york how you feeling son feeling, Sean? Feeling great. Well, you started |
| 0:55.8 | the show better than it started yesterday. Oh, did things go a little sideways a little bit? A little |
| 1:00.4 | bit. Technical issues, a little bit of operator error. It shows even the boss can mess up sometimes. |
| 1:06.9 | Here you go. You went off to the ball game. I did indeed. Had a great time despite the result. Had some great wings. Got to see the Niagara Falls. A lot of great times. But yeah, the ending, obviously the bills didn't win. I'm sure you guys had some fun with that yesterday, making fun of me for going all the way out there just to see a dick kick of a loss. Not really. |
| 1:27.8 | Oh, okay. |
| 3:07.6 | And selfish on your part to think we'd spend yesterday talking about you. That's a good point. My model girlfriend lives in Niagara Falls. I wonder if you ran into it. Well, see, I was on the New York side, not the Canadian side. Yeah, I told you she lives on the New York. Oh, she does. I've made the same mistake, Dana, careful. I understand. She's Canadian, but she lives on the American side. Okay. So she's got dual citizenship or something, I'm guessing? That's none of your business. Now's not the time to talk about citizenship. It's a bad time for that. Do you have any stories about jumping through tables or setting yourself on fire or anything? I kept it relatively tame this time around. I did do a couple shots out of a bowling ball. That's one of the things they do like to do at the tailgates there. Like it's an actual bowling ball? Is it hollow it out? No, it's an actual bowling ball. And it's got a little bit more room in there. You take the shot and then you slam the bowling ball and then you blow out of this giant horn to signify that you just successfully rip the shot out of a bowling. I would do that all day long. Oh, it was so disgusting, actually. Were you aware of this beforehand or did you just learn about it yesterday? No, it's a well-known thing. Is it really? At the tailgates, yeah. Are they still doing the table thing or did they finally let that go? They kind of let that go. It's not as common as some people seem to think. You might see one here or there, but it's... That can't sustain itself. Exactly. Too many people have injured themselves. What about doggy style on the back of a pickup truck? Did you see any of that? I'm sure it was happening somewhere, but I didn't personally run into it. I like that video. Josh is referenced in a video from a few years ago where a guy is just absolutely destroying his girlfriend. In front of everybody. On the hood of a car. Josh maybe seems to think it was a pickup. I just threw that out there. I couldn't remember, but they were having sex in the parking lot. |
| 3:10.5 | I mean, and it's just knocking it. |
| 3:13.6 | You can hear it from a couple of blocks away. |
| 3:17.7 | The smiles on their faces was infectious. |
| 3:20.2 | They both looked like they're having a great time. |
| 3:21.7 | They seem to enjoy putting on a show for people? |
| 3:23.6 | Oh, I think so. How drunk do you like to get before or during a live ballgame? I used to love to get drunk at a live ballgame. You know, I don't get to, I don't go to too many games these days anymore, but... My little league coach hated me for that. Show hung over the next day. I used to love to get drunk for the live ball game. |
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