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Larry Miller Show

Never Follow An Animal Act

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Never follow an animal act and you can't hide a body in the back of smart of a car. These are a few of the pearls of wisdom imparted by Larry on this week's show. Larry also recites "The Outlaws" by Rudyard Kipling and talks about a great moment from the classic spaghetti western "Once Upon A Time In The West." https://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's Latin for OK, if we have to."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who still wants a big car with a fancy name. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, I would love a big car with a fancy name and

0:46.2

I'll tell you why later but it's a happy day here it's great to be back Miller Roney. I love it here and well the Colonel

0:55.2

loves it too. Colonel Jeff is happy to come back. And oh, there are so many things going on here and

1:01.7

the real wonder what one of the reasons is frankly

1:04.5

The mainland is still too hot. It's just it's too too hot and I Here on Miloronia have insisted that we have perfect weather from 67 to 72 all the time and I don't see why everyone shouldn't insist on that by the way

1:28.6

we had a director of of temperature here the heading the committee, and a few years ago he let the

1:37.2

weather go up to 73 and that was just once and just one day but it was too much for me and oh boy I

1:48.0

sent the folks down to get him and I was with him and I said, are you mad?

1:53.3

73 and he said, but I, but I, but I.

1:56.3

But we took him right to volcano number one,

1:58.9

and that was that.

2:00.8

And one thing I'm pretty sure is that the temperature for him going down there was far hotter than 73.

2:08.0

In any case, it's nice to have good weather though and it's nice to feel happy with music like that

2:17.6

the Jack Elam Orchestra and the Claudia Cardenale dancers featuring boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question

2:27.3

Why are there no more variety shows on TV and if we had them today would it still be sound advice to never follow an

2:36.7

animal act? Well first of all bread yes. Good question, and I mean, just yes.

2:45.7

Who wants to follow an animal act, not just on TV?

2:49.2

Come on, folks, if you're walking down the block in a city

2:51.5

and there's an animal walker just ahead of you with six guys on six leashes,

2:58.0

stop right there, just stop.

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