I Hate The Beach

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Larry likes watching the Rifleman and taking a shower more than going to the beach. In his 30 years in Southern California, he's only been to the beach twice. Find out why. Then Larry talks about the classic movie "The Westerners" and recites "A Thing Of Beauty By John Keats."

Quote of the week: "It was like the Washington Monument with stairs."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone back to the Larry Miller show I'm Larry Miller but in a way
0:40.9	aren't we all and boy is it ever beautiful here today on
0:46.7	milleronia I know I've I've told you this before but yes I control the weather here and I'm glad I do because I decided
0:57.1	today will be 69 degrees and it was beautiful sky, and just dandy, just what you want it to be.
1:06.4	Not like, well, so many parts of our country, so many parts of America that are just
1:12.0	horrible, heat-ridden still like all of well all of
1:18.0	Southern California though most of the mainland is too hot.
1:24.0	In any case though, we're wonderful here on Miloronia.
1:28.5	And Colonel Jeff agrees and he likes being here too.
1:32.4	And of course, you know, the music makes us both feel so wonderful.
1:38.0	That's the Kurt Wonder Orchestra and the Annette Funicello dancers featuring Boy Tener Price Horn asking
1:47.8	the musical question if comedians provide laughter for hire,
1:53.9	does that make them mirthanaries?
1:58.3	Good question, by the way, Price.
2:00.0	First of all, I just want to repeat that
2:02.2	because it's so, it's a smart question
2:04.9	I want to make sure you got the parts of it if comedians provide laughter for hire
2:10.2	does that make them mirth unerries?
2:15.0	Good question.
2:17.0	Well, no.
2:19.0	No price, no it doesn't.
2:21.0	And I'll tell you why the comedy board of directors prohibited its
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