Never Been Kissed (w/ Christine Biancavilla)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Christine Biancavilla joins Donny & Chelsea to recap their most problematic movie yet: "Never Been Kissed" (which, it turns out, should have been called "Never Had a WAP" because we've been lied to our entire lives and Josie Grossie has, indeed, been kissed). This falls appropriately in theme with Chelsea sharing the most problematic story ever told on the podcast, (which, surprisingly, is not about hanging out Dunkin' Donuts parking lots) leaving Donny shocked. As always, Donny tries to out-do her and makes an alarming statement that will probably get him cancelled. The trio also discuss the power of "No Scrubs," Hit Clips and the best SNL casts. To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that made our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:16.0	And I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:19.0	But we are joined with the true cute one. We have Christine Bianca Villa with us today.
0:25.0	Hi.
0:26.0	Hi.
0:27.0	Thank you guys for having me.
0:28.0	I'm like, I thank you for coming.
0:30.0	We are so excited to have you, and we are covering, never been kissed.
0:34.0	And I am fully prepared to actually engage in a fist fight with Donnie today,
0:39.0	because I really think we have different opinions on this film.
0:42.0	I think morally we probably agree, but you did say, I hate this movie, and I said, well, I cried.
0:47.0	So we differ a little bit.
0:50.0	I also cried just FYI.
0:52.0	Perfect. Good.
0:53.0	It feels good to not be alone in this.
0:56.0	I cried because I thought to myself, what were writers in the 90s thinking, doing, feeling, why were they working?
1:03.0	Why was this a thing?
1:05.0	But we'll certainly get into all of that.
1:07.0	I will say it was a bright light to see Molly Shannon.
1:10.0	Whenever I see an SNL character in my midst, especially from like the 90s cast, it always just adds something special.
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