How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days (w/ @retr0avocado)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Nothing says Valentine's Day like making a bet you can make a woman fall in love with you while simultaneously having that woman terrorize you for 10 days straight to make you run for the hills. Donny and Chelsea (who are pros at terrorizing someone for days at a time) are joined by Janine, aka @retr0avocado, to recap the highly unhinged "How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days." Well - she thought. Instead, she is filled with horror as Donny and Chelsea tell tale after tale of bad dates, movie theater etiquette, and chasing away boys with wild behavior. But somehow, they don't scare Janine away and the three are able to bond over their love of 2000s' magazines and Livejournals. To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tonight, siblings will squabble, couples will clash, bodies will brawl, over dominoes.
0:06.2	When the doorbell rings, the only thing you'll hear is betrayal.
0:09.9	Because the best brings out the worst in us.
0:12.6	Dominoes, tearing loved ones apart since 1985.
0:17.9	Cause a commotion tonight with a tasty trio deal, large pizza, classic side and a drink, only 1999.
0:25.1	In 12 November 23, delivery charges may apply, TZC Dominoes.co.uk.
0:30.1	Once upon a time, a Tony Box appeared.
0:32.9	A musical story box, a treat for my ears.
0:36.1	It was screen-free and joyful and taught them new words.
0:39.4	There's hundreds of stories lots to be heard.
0:45.9	I picked one at bedtime that was leaked super fast.
0:48.8	Then I relaxed on the sofa.
0:50.7	At last!
0:51.8	For 10% off your Tony Box, use code storewritten at tonys.com, T-O-N-I-E-S dot com.
0:59.0	Happy listening!
1:00.2	And now we go live to Dürl's Farm!
1:03.4	Down here in Heidefitscher, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.
1:09.0	And of course, when you have the finest potatoes, only the tastiest ingredients will do.
1:13.9	That's where the tasting team come in.
1:16.6	All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious.
1:22.3	In fact, the Dürl's team have done such a spiffing job.
1:25.9	People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.
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