Never Affect

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling join Matt Besser for improvised scenes about pranking rock stars, pitching a compelling muffin story, lice that get in the way of an intimate scene, and Subway’s aggressive new bean dip campaign. This episode is sponsored by Audible ( www.audible.com/improv or text IMPROV to 500-500), and Raycon ( www.buyraycon.com/IMPROV ).

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0:00.0	You are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humour's only, and brought for
0:12.2	humans, who have met better. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration,
0:18.2	met and guests who perform fully improvised scenes, this week some Provisers are John Gimbering
0:24.6	and Julia Channec.
0:38.6	What songs?
0:40.6	Mother! Dance.
0:44.6	To steal your life, but if you want, buy help with me.
0:49.6	I can show you what it is!
0:53.6	I can show you what it is!
0:57.6	How about the sea of earth?
1:01.6	Won't bag help with me?
1:03.6	I'll show you what it is!
1:11.6	Then you get knocked out by cotton-mouth kings.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:15.6	You are a bitch!
1:17.6	The best video is in the whole time.
1:21.6	Yeah, he did a show we did.
1:25.6	He did that Occupy Wall Street show.
1:29.6	Ian McKay showed up with that show.
1:33.6	Oh, he did.
1:35.6	That was the one you were there.
1:37.6	You might have missed him actually.
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