Moofricking with Coach Jason Brown

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Andy Daly, Owen Burke, and Bob Dassie join Matt Besser for scenes about a board game that’s impossible to understand, the origin of cornhole, and empty threats about running away. Plus, Matt has a conversation with Coach Jason Brown of Last Chance U that inspires scenes about replacement swears for your kids, the last hockey player to go helmet-free, and a coach who gets bold with his shit-talking. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV).

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0:00.0	You are entering an improvised commutation restricted to humans only.
0:11.6	Improved for humans with Matt Besser.
0:14.7	Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform fully improvised series.
0:22.0	Today's improvisers are O'Unbra, Andy Daly and Bob Dessie.
0:30.0	Welcome to Improved for humans with Matt Besser.
0:34.0	I'm here with some legends Dessie, Daly, Burke.
0:42.0	Not of improv of banana grams.
0:46.0	They're okay in improv, but banana grams.
0:50.0	He's fucking guys.
0:52.0	I have to apologize to Owen.
0:56.0	I believe I got really mad.
1:00.0	He thought that route or route.
1:04.0	I was convinced there was only one spelling of it with an E at the end.
1:08.0	Oh yeah. R-O-U-T.
1:10.0	Like you got a... that was a route.
1:12.0	Yeah. Yeah.
1:14.0	Yeah. I would have spelled it with an E, I guess, if I was speaking of routing someone.
1:18.0	And I was wrong. I was wrong.
1:20.0	Owen, if you were routing someone that way, you'd be a GPS system.
1:24.0	God damn you.
1:26.0	So I'd be out.
1:28.0	We routed them, man. We routed them.
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