Paul Simon’s Outside Lands Wristband

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Lisa Gilroy, Rachel Van Nes, and Allyn Pintal of improv team Bitchin' join Matt Besser for scenes about Paul Simon’s new millennial writing team, being mistaken for a pro soccer player, and a Green Day D.A.R.E. program. Plus, they’ll cut in line at the club, visit a stressful spa, and bring their exotic animals to the liquor store. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace ( www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV) and NHTSA.

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0:00.0	I've been here reading and watching a lot of bars.
0:02.4	It always seems like only one person's a good musician at first.
0:07.2	And everyone else catches up.
0:08.6	Oh, yeah.
0:09.7	Well, that's why the Beatles are so crazy, right?
0:11.9	Because they're all right.
0:13.6	They're all pretty good.
0:14.8	Well, Brett, you tell us when they first met,
0:17.2	were they good on their instruments?
0:19.4	They weren't that good.
0:20.3	They had to, they always tell a story where George Harrison knew,
0:25.4	like a B7 chord and they, none of them knew it.
0:28.5	So that's why they picked George Harrison.
0:32.4	He knew this like one chord and then taught all of them.
0:35.8	So they sucked.
0:37.0	They could just sing.
0:37.8	Yeah, they weren't that, I weren't that great.
0:39.6	They had to learn in Germany.
0:42.0	I just watched a thing where also one of their parents was like,
0:44.7	really adamant on them changing.
0:46.2	She loves you.
0:46.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, to yes, yes, yes.
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