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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.
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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central!

0:02.6

Welcome to episode 12 of the Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:06.9

Jeremy!

0:07.9

Junior Vice President.

0:09.4

Still not really sure what this show is, but people seem to love it.

0:12.9

Now that the Christmas season is upon us, don't you play that mistletoe shit with me.

0:16.9

I only kiss for one reason, and that's no reason at all.

0:25.4

Don't look at me like that didn't make any sense. None of these make sense.

0:27.7

You can go back.

0:29.7

It didn't make sense, but it does make sense to be together here again.

0:36.7

And just that you're happy.

0:40.5

You said today was your first day of getting back into life after a long post-special celebration.

0:47.5

It was a long attempt to get back into life.

0:49.6

I don't know if I'm going to pull it off.

0:51.6

There's a lot of hours in the day.

0:53.4

I could still slip up.

0:55.4

But yeah, I've been celebrating pretty steadily since the special tape in a couple of weeks

1:00.4

ago.

1:01.4

And then these last two weeks Thanksgiving, of course, and then last weekend.

1:05.6

But you had something the week after the special that you had been teasing on this show,

1:10.4

kind of a special show, which is wild.

1:13.5

I don't know how much you want to talk about.

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