Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 4,270 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a visual world with

me and his ultimate recording this week back where it all didn't begin, but where it carried on

for quite a while, in the something else studio, in London's glamorous old street area, just yards

from where I once had an actual job. My first and in the last actual job sub editing articles about

stop markets and securities, intimately wondering whether I should at some point try to find out

what securities actually were, and also wondering if it was normal to end every working day thinking

that all human life was futile. I lasted nearly a year in that job, the highlights of which were

a an excellent sausage from the now defunct cafe around the corner,

b the morning where two pigeons started humping on the roof of the building across the road,

and c resigning and casting myself into the fickle winds of free lancery.

But what would have happened if I'd stuck at it, if I'd stuck with sub editing while I've

got an alternative career simulator on my laptop, so let's run at what I would have been doing

almost a quarter of a century on. Well, I'd have been senior features editor at the Fashion Magazine

Vogue, viewed and I'd have been viewed across the world as one of the leading style icons of the

century. Oh, the life I could have had. Well, I guess you've got to accept the card you've been

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