Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

Via Unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, buglers and welcome to issue 4269 of the bugel Audio Newspaper for a visual world,

albeit a visual world in which what you see is almost certainly being manipulated to make you

think it's something different to what it actually is. I am Andy Zoltzmann, and I'm sitting in a

shed after working for the past five days at a volcanically tempestuous cricket match between

England and Australia. One of the most controversial games in the long rivalry between these two nations.

So who better to drag me back into something approaching reality and help bring me up to date

with what is happening in the parallel universe that isn't all about people trying to hit a small

ball with a medium-sized stick than someone from America, a nation that's spurned humanity's

greatest invention from its sporting repertoire for whatever fucking reason. And someone from

Australia who for whatever fucking reason doesn't give a flung about cricket. Please welcome Josh

Goddardmann and Tom Ballard. Welcome to the bugel both you. How are you both?

Look, okay, I'm doing fine. I just want to say it wasn't my decision to spurn cricket, okay?

I'll take any sport that I can watch at night before I go to bed after my wife is asleep to stop

me from thinking thoughts. You're very much on my wavelength, Jo.

I'm doing well Andy. Australia sent me onto this podcast to officially apologise and explain

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