Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 4,271 of the Bugel officially one of the

universe's top billion topical comedicos of tearotistic audio newspapers for one of its

billion most visual worlds. I am Andy Zoltzmann, the gatekeeper of all truth,

just stepping in as a temporary locom for the next two seconds.

Oh, I did not enjoy that level of responsibility. That is not my thing.

I'm coming to you not live, and in the zero th dimension from the shed, we're in lies,

the true secret to life. Sorry, we're in lies, a lot of old books about cricket, potato,

potato. And joining me today for this last full Bugel before our summer hiatus, we have two

of the leading eight billion swimwear models on the planet today. Chris Addison and Nishkumar

have both looking a must say, resplendent. Andy, I've oiled myself up for every single

Bugel and this is the first time it's come in use. And yeah, sorry I was a bit late to the zoom

call. I've just been bidding for the Commonwealth Games. All right, okay, yeah. We're pretty

well set up here. We've got a pond for the swimming events. So long as the Games rules allow athletes

to compete alongside goal fishing carp with the set, we've got an athlete's village by which I mean

a fold out sofa, but as long as there aren't more than two athletes who need to sleep at any one time

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