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The God Pod

God And Jesus Are Woke AF

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on the Godpot.

0:02.0

So you have no idea, no concept of who the X-Men are.

0:06.0

What do you mean? Like I know Wolverine and some of the characters.

0:09.0

I mean what they stand...

0:11.0

Okay, Jesus. What do they stand for? They stand for truth justice in the American way damn it

0:16.8

and I've developed parasocial relationships do I know what it's like I've developed parasocial relationships do. I know what it's like. I've got people even now and throughout history where I was just like, wow, I am in love with this David guy. It is he is so cool. I want to be just like him and then he treated me like dog shit.

0:44.0

Speaking of bad things happening to a good person,

0:49.0

here's my number one example right over here this guy. Nobody ever mentions that.

0:56.0

Why?

0:57.0

Because when that happens you save the world from sin or something for at least a couple days.

1:05.0

Oh, may no fair.

1:10.0

In open, And the Lord I God!

1:17.0

Welcome to The God pod. I'm the Lord I God and I'm here today with my son and friend Jesus.

1:23.0

Woo-hoo!

1:25.0

Get ready everybody!

1:26.0

Guess who's coming back to town this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,

1:31.0

It's Resurrection day, baby. It's erection day.

1:35.0

resurrection day.

1:37.0

Resurrection day for me.

1:40.0

It's a very important day.

1:43.0

Is that when you lose your boner and then you get it back?

1:46.0

That's when I've been chilling in a cave for a few days.

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