The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo, yo, you're going on, Kim. Not much. How are you? I'm great, man. Good. Happy, uh, what?

National barbecue day. It is. Yeah. I think so.

Did anyone else see that? No, it's always something day. Make sure today's the day.

Uh, yeah. National barbecue day. It says, uh, 92% of us are looking forward to grilling season.

It sounds like some sort of a commercial for whoever grills. I do enjoy grilling season.

You do like to cook outside. I do. Even in the way. Man, it's so much easier. I'm horrible at it.

I just, in the summertime, I get hot and then I end up ruining food. And now I've got that smoker that I've used once.

And I know I don't know how to use it properly. I need someone to show me how to use it, but it's kind of embarrassing.

I want one for a summer. Do you have any idea how to use it? Like, are you familiar with them? No, I'm not good at barbecue and at all, but I'd like to learn.

I mean, I've had like, uh, I've had a couple of girls. I had a gas grill that I used for a while. And I just realized I'm, I'm ruining. I use the gas grill all the time.

Well, now I've got the smoke. I have one of those smokers. That thing.

Oh, yeah. It works great. But I know people like it. I don't know. I can't get it right. It's the one where you put the pellets in it.

Yeah. Smokes and yeah, I've spent a ton of money on it. And it's just, it's okay.

Really? My problem is, yeah. Well, here's the thing. Like, I get it. It becomes a hobby for people. I've been to people's houses where they do it.

And though I guess in this great, you're like, yeah, it's good. That's how mine comes out. It's fine. Like the first couple of times you're like, you're trying to figure it out.

But the truth of the matter is, man, I could go right down the corner of my street and get barbecued by a guy right.

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