Monday, 05.15.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Air, the new Ben Affleck movie about Nike and Air Jordan came out this weekend and Snowcone is the only one who didn't watch it because he'd "rather read a book about it". Anyone still rocking K-Swiss or FILA these days? *Who keeps going live on Instagram while Jo Marant is holding his pistol? Please, give the guy a heads up. *Tipping culture has been out of control for years but now they expect us to tip AI controlled kiosks? *Doomscrolling!! DeSantis takes aim at Trump! Doyle Brunson died at 89. Jamie Foxx is playing pickleball. A Michigan teen saved his sister's life with a slingshot. Kid Rock is now in the news for _____. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell your friends and remember to come hang out with us on Twitch each weekday afternoon from 2-6 central. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | No, I just had a wedgie. |
| 0:52.0 | Well, I mean, yeah, I guess my underwear, but not so bad. |
| 0:55.0 | How are you? |
| 0:56.0 | I'm used to it. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, I am used to it. |
| 1:00.0 | Hey, look, you guys both got haircuts. |
| 1:02.0 | A couple of haircut guys in here. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | I guess I technically did, too. |
| 1:06.0 | Look at us all clean. |
| 1:07.0 | Did him? |
| 1:08.0 | I cut my hair this morning. |
| 1:10.0 | I mean, I don't know if it's really if you call it a haircut. |
| 1:13.0 | It seems to me like age is your barber, sir. |
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