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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Behold The Glory of The Bidet

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, what's going on? My next house. We were talking about toilets off the air

0:04.6

My next house is going to be built around the toilet

0:08.0

The ultimate dream is one of those 5,800 dollar total toilets like rich people. Yeah last

0:13.4

Well, I've looked at these things automatic open and closely come in and opens up different heat

0:18.0

You know temperature

0:20.0

Adjustments you can have whatever temperature you want. It's got pulsating and and linear spray

0:25.2

And then it's got the dryer

0:27.2

I'm now plumber and he says the pressurized toilet that I have is overrated, but man the power assist as a

0:34.1

Just as a regular consumer a guy knows nothing about plumbing the whole new ball game. Well, I know in the demo

0:39.8

They show it

0:42.9

They have to clean them just because the spray

0:46.4

Yeah, what's wrong? The most I ever clean with them is just you know, you put a little less. We're not even that

0:51.9

I don't just put a little of the

0:53.9

You know the blue gel stuff. Yeah, it does stuff for the tank. Mm-hmm. That's all that on it. Boom done

0:58.3

What does he say is wrong with it? I know you said it's overrated. Oh overrated. Well, I think people can't focus on the toilet

1:04.4

Enough because it stands taller that's important to yes a taller toilet other people's house and like Jesus your toilets

1:12.2

Short and it flushes slow yep and round like it's all fashioned

1:16.5

You do you don't realize how much that off white color right? What are you 100?

1:21.9

Right

1:23.4

The only thing worth is if it has the padded seat you're like, okay, I guess you really don't care, right?

1:27.0

But the day changes everything now you go to someone's house. There's no bidet forget about the power assist

1:32.5

I mean toilets without bidets at this point. How long have we had our bidets? When did I get you yours?

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