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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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President Trump’s economy is headed down the golden toilet, Americans are horny for a good deal, DHS head Kristi Noem knows nothing about our constitutional rights, and Knicks fans need to be on high alert for fake playoffs tickets. Oscar-winner Natalie Portman moved to Paris but she’s still far too American to measure things in meters and celsius. Watch "Fountain Of Youth” on AppleTV+ starting May 23rd. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. Welcome to The Late Show. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:07.8	You know the old saying. You all know the old saying. You probably know this. You know the old saying,
0:14.2	mo money, mo problems? Well, if that's true, America is about to have a lot fewer problems
0:21.3	because Trump's economy is headed down the golden toilet
0:26.6	to join all those nuggets.
0:30.5	Due to his tariffs, over half of U.S. companies say
0:34.9	they will have to raise prices.
0:38.3	What? What? What?
0:40.3	No, no, not companies. That's where I get things.
0:45.3	What am I supposed to do now? Make things?
0:48.3	I don't even, I don't even, I don't know what they're made of.
0:57.1	Well, at least some companies are giving us a warning.
1:02.3	Nissan has told dealers that it won't raise prices until at least June 2nd.
1:03.9	Woo!
1:07.1	Thank God I stocked up.
1:10.0	My pantry is always full of altamas.
1:16.1	Given this news, that's a great graphic.
1:25.2	Given this news, it's no surprise that consumer confidence has hit a record low, and it's not just consumers. Last week, America lost its last AAA rating in its credit
1:30.5	after a downgrade by the rating agency's Moody's.
1:34.7	Well, of course, they're going to give us a bad rating.
1:37.5	They're Moody's.
1:40.1	Why haven't we tried their competitor, good attitudesies?
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