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🗓️ 23 May 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Please have a seat, everybody. |
0:06.7 | Welcome, welcome one and all to The Late Show. |
0:08.7 | I'm your host Stephen Colbert. |
0:10.5 | Folks, at last, you can feel it in the air. |
0:16.3 | Summer is almost here. |
0:18.9 | This weekend is Memorial Day, |
0:21.7 | a solemn occasion that we all mark in our own way, |
0:25.3 | perhaps putting up a flag, |
0:27.1 | remembering a loved one who served, |
0:28.7 | or perhaps most solemn of all, |
0:30.4 | sipping your way through Memorial Day |
0:32.1 | with $3 Dunkin Refreshers. |
0:35.9 | Thank you. |
0:44.8 | Thank you for your service, tropical guava. It's the kickoff to the summer travel season, of course, big, big road trip weekend. Shotgun. This year, this year is expected to |
0:52.2 | break travel records with more than 45 million Americans expected to hit the road, |
0:56.7 | and they are all in line ahead of you at the bathroom for the 9.95 James Fenimore Cooper Service area right now. |
1:04.9 | Just gas up the car because they're going to be there for a while. |
1:08.6 | A lot of people are flying, too. That might be a problem because with the FAA snafus recently, airlines are bracing for |
1:15.6 | the summer of hell. |
1:18.5 | Or as Spirit Airlines calls it, summer. |
1:23.3 | Of course, a big part of the issue is safety concerns with air traffic control problems |
1:28.1 | causing flight delays and cancellations. |
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