Nap Judgment

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ann files suit against her husband, Stephen. When they travel, Ann wants to keep a regular sleeping schedule to avoid grogginess. But, Stephen thinks the point of vacation is to relax! He wants the flexibility to sleep in. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Summertime Funtime Bailiff Monte Belmonte! Thank you to Stephen Lipenta for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.7	I'm Summertime, Fun Time, Guess Belif, Montibell Montefilling, and for Jesse Thorn.
0:09.4	This week, NAP Judgment, and file suit against her husband, Steven.
0:15.2	When they travel, Anne wants to keep a regular sleeping schedule to avoid groginess.
0:20.4	But Steven thinks the point of vacation is to relax.
0:23.7	He wants the flexibility to sleep his whole vacation away.
0:27.2	Who's right?
0:28.5	Who's wrong?
0:29.6	Who's ready to hit the sack?
0:31.6	Only one man can decide.
0:33.8	Please rise and shine.
0:36.4	Ugghh!
0:37.7	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom,
0:40.0	he presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:43.4	The whole world is doing it wrong, and I can't not correct them.
0:48.3	There's too many of you.
0:50.1	More than I can save, and when I torch the place,
0:53.3	and cover up my face, that will make me judge.
0:58.7	Summertime, Fun Time, Guess Belif, Montibell Montefilling,
1:01.8	please swear the litigants in.
1:04.8	Anne and Steven, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:09.3	Wipe the sleep out of your eyes.
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