The I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armaged an update.

And may I say ding, dong, the bitch is impeached, the orange bitch is impeached. And because he's impeached, whoa, nothing's going to happen. He'll now just have a political tramp stamp for the rest of his life. But the reality is, he's going to get found not guilty in the Senate. And as long as Lindsay Blanche Dubois Graham and Mitch Nextacle McConnell has his way.

And by the way, what the hell is that?

Seriously, the man has a nextacle sack under his chin.

It's a throat scrotum.

So America's Senator Palpatine and his drag queen sidekick Graham Cracker have already said they're going to coordinate with the Trump campaign and do whatever the Trump campaign wants.

They aren't even going to look at evidence. You know, they're supposed to be impartial, but Lindsay and Mitch, it's hard to

be impartial when you've been on your knees and you've got orange afterglow around your mouths.

So they impeached the man. Only the third time in history, a pretty big deal, actually.

So now we know that Trump has been impeached and is

going to get off. And they're going to have a show trial where all these foghorn leghorns from the

Confederate states are just going to scream, I say the man is innocent. Nothing to see here. The evidence is

stupid. And the Democrats are a bunch of carpet beggars. I say, boy, give me a double wide and a crack pipe.

I need to talk to my constituents.

So, they thought they would get through, though, and then exonerate Trump before Christmas.

But what they didn't expect was, naughty Nancy Pelosi. Oh, this is a bad bitch.

Nancy Pelosi is Wonder Woman to McConnell's pouchy James Bond villain. Pelosi's playing a

different game, ladies and gentlemen. You know, and she got the president impeached. Now she's not

going to send it to the Senate because two of the main jurors, McConnell and Graham, are working with

the defendant. So Nancy's going to chill, slow walk the impeachment, and go to the

courts and get witnesses, you know, like the Republicans wanted them to do. To the Senate

majority leader, you are a stain on this nation. To admit you are violating your oath before

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