Impeaches and Scream
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2019
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Titus and Bombshell shred the stupidity of the Impeachment hearings. Foghorn Leghorn makes an appearance and we debate whether McConnells pouch should be called a Testineck or a Necksticle.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody's, it's, it's Nigel for the Tidest Podcast, brought to you by |
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| 0:31.4 | i'm christopher titus and this is the armageddon update and due to the impeachment hearings |
| 0:36.4 | i lost about 22 hours of time this last |
| 0:39.2 | week that I will never get back. Watching how Congress works was almost as good as dental surgery |
| 0:45.1 | with a railroad spike. You know, I could have watched Rick and Morty, or any Nick Cage movie, |
| 0:50.0 | or even dogs crapping on the sidewalk would have been more entertaining, and it all would have |
| 0:53.5 | been better than sitting through the bloviating butt plugs that are currently in Congress. |
| 0:57.7 | Watching it was an exercise and will for me. |
| 1:00.3 | Honestly, if I heard one more comment about Joe Biden's son, who was such a good president, I barely remember him running. |
| 1:07.3 | I mean, what the hell does a politician's son have to do with the politician? |
| 1:11.9 | I mean, if your kids matter, then Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric are such criminals. |
| 1:16.7 | I mean, these guys were banned from ever having or being on the board of a charity again, ever. |
| 1:20.9 | They were fined $2 million because they took money they raised for kids with cancer. |
| 1:26.5 | But again, what do kids have to do with their father, |
| 1:29.1 | even when they act exactly like their father? You know, we elected these guys to represent us, |
| 1:34.6 | and the capital us, the United States. And yet, the Republicans only seem to represent |
| 1:39.9 | sweet potato Hitler, like a white trash family that during a knockdown, drag out on Thanksgiving, |
| 1:45.0 | fight on the front lawn, they turn and fight the cops. The Republicans are protecting the criminal. |
| 1:50.5 | They even sound like a trailer park. Look, we are a divided nation and division never works. The |
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