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Punch Drunk Sports

Naming Sam's new album, and what you'd do for $1 million

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Guests Jon Shefsky and Ryan O'Neill join Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli in this preview of the Super Secret Patreon Pod. The guys discuss what they'd do for $1 million, and help Sam name his new album.
To hear the full episode, and many others, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer, Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Gotta leave town got another appointment Be honest, would you suck a dick for a million dollars? They always say yeah.

0:20.0

They always say yeah.

0:21.0

And then you go, second part part will you take a post data check

0:26.3

great joke teamo for the win thank you great I know I was gonna get a tweet from meet the was going to get a tweet. I know I was going to get a

0:34.7

tweet. I know I was going to get a tweet. What's that joke?

0:37.4

Welcome to!

0:38.4

Please take a day for a million dollars. Jason TiVo! You bet not to do this! You know how many people would want to be on that show?

0:45.4

Everybody. What?

0:47.1

I know many chicks that will suck a dick for a movie and a Caesar salad. A million dollars?

0:51.3

What, who would suck your dick on TV?

0:54.0

Like on a network.

0:55.0

First of all, me!

0:57.0

No, it would suck your-

0:58.0

Everyone in this room, including Johnny.

1:00.0

A million dollars, you wouldn't suck my dick, bitch?

1:02.0

A million dollars cash.

1:04.0

I'm...

1:05.0

I don't come in your mouth.

1:07.0

No, no, I just want to know...

1:08.0

I want to know...

1:09.0

I don't come in your mouth.

1:10.0

I just beat up on your face. I want to know if I could do more.

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