#257 "I'm Comfortable With This Episode" with Kareem Matthews

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

The guys and Fight Nanny are joined by comedian Kareem Matthews to talk sexual harassment, the weekend UFC card, and the NBA. The show concludes with Sam making a decision on whether to let Johnny out of the Reverse Kobayashi bet.
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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando Ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	For the thousands in attendance
0:32.0	and the millions watching around the world,
0:35.2	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.8	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard, well this brother, come on.
0:50.0	Zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Boom!
0:57.8	Shut up!
0:58.8	You're staying it for all people.
1:01.2	I would get her pregnant.
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