#258 "Cool Down" with Eleanor Kerrigan

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Hosts Jayson Thibault, Sam Tripoli and Ari Shaffir are joined by comedian Eleanor J. Kerrigan on this week's episode.
They talk Reverse Kobayashi, and the wonderful state of basketball, before getting into Sam's social media behavior.
Also this week, Ari reports from jury duty.
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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Ah, she's brilliant.
0:31.0	Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:46.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.8	All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.1	P and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
1:00.1	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
1:05.3	This is the mani bitch!
1:08.6	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
1:11.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
1:15.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard raw!
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