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The Jason Manford Show

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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by Hayley Ellis AND Jonny Awsum... two guests because we've saved money on the breakfast budget. Jason's angry from not enough sleep, we try to fill the body with specific work place injuries and we hear about camels getting licence plates. Eclectic to say the least. Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness, that's steamy. This is Good morning. How are you? And why are you awake? At this one Godly hour on a Sunday. It's

0:48.2

Jason Manford, I hope you very well. We have got a little Christmas treat for you this morning.

0:53.0

Two friends of the show, two faves,

0:55.0

two of our favorites are on the show this morning.

0:58.0

We have Haley Ellis.

0:59.0

Hello.

1:00.0

And we have Johnny Awesome.

1:02.0

Good morning. What a treat to have Johnny awesome. Good morning.

1:03.0

What a treat to have two guests.

1:05.0

It's amazing.

1:06.0

It's, I mean I would, you know, I'm going to tell you the truth, to be honest,

1:10.0

it's because throughout the year we have saved money on pastries that's what's happened

1:16.0

there is a breakfast budget and what I've done is like the government I've

1:21.8

managed I've taken the breakfast budget and I've pumped is like the government I've managed I've taken the breakfast budget and

1:23.5

I've pumped it into the guest budget that's what I've done because I don't

1:26.8

what we've got for breakfast this morning Joe couple bananas to

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