what's up you guys welcome to a story time all right I want to lay out this

story to start so buckle up and get ready I was just recently sitting out on my

couch during this time I was feeding Archie and I knew that I needed to come

in here and record this podcast at seven o'clock p.m. it was six fifty two and I

was getting ready and Archie started taking a shit during this time I thought oh

he just has another little poop I'm gonna go ahead and let him finish before I

change him because the last thing you want to do is change a diaper for them to

continue to shit and have to change another one so I was gonna give him a good

little minute you know shake him out a little bit bounce him around make

sure he's really getting that out all of a sudden I felt a sensation on my

leggings of warmth I immediately picked him up and noticed that there was shit

exploding all out of his diaper and onto my brand new story leggings that

coincidentally launched the other day code desby while it also ran completely up

his back at this point I looked down and it is six fifty four I have six

minutes until I need to jump on this podcast I immediately run take off my

leggings and I am running bear ass naked through the house I throw my leggings

into the wash hoping to avoid damaging them permanently because they

smell fucking terrible I immediately give Archie a bath I look down it is six

fifty seven I get him out I hurry up lather him up with lotion kisses and I put

on a brand new outfit with him swaddle him while giving him to why it I look

down it is six fifty nine I walk into this room at seven o'clock to start

recording I look down and I am still completely bear ass naked my full

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