Mythical Creatures (w/ Troy Walker)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
Or if you're Sean, creatures that could exist within the vast expanse of the universe.
Guest:
Troy Walker (@troywalkeresq)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:27.7 | The podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:32.6 | On today's episode, we're drafting. |
| 0:34.4 | What are we drafting? |
| 0:35.3 | Mythical creatures. |
| 0:37.8 | Let me cut you up. |
| 0:39.2 | The female orgasm. |
| 0:42.6 | I'm going to need 10 rounds. |
| 0:44.0 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:48.0 | Our guest today is the stand-up comedian and comedy writer and our friend Troy Walker. |
| 0:53.8 | Thanks for having me, guys. I'm glad to be here. Talk mythical creatures and the female orgasm with you. We're talking. Mythical creatures and the female, which is do your forthcoming book. Mythical creatures and the female orgasm. Yeah, I'm really underwater on this book. What did you say? You're self-published, right? I thought of the title, then I got to write the book. |
| 1:12.3 | It sounded like a good idea until you're halfway through and you go, I don't know anything about it. Yeah. I thought it was interesting that you decided to return to law because this is, if nothing else. It's a law textbook, right? It's a law textbook about the female orgasm. What was in the group thread that you said I got to name my next album? |
| 1:27.2 | What was it? |
| 1:27.6 | I almost don't want to set. |
| 1:28.7 | Oh, all right. |
| 1:30.1 | Silk sheets and water bed is what it was. What was in the group thread that you said I got to name my next album? What was it? |
| 1:27.5 | I almost don't want to set. |
| 1:28.7 | Oh, all right. |
| 1:29.9 | Silk sheets and water bed. That's what it was. We were talking about how much silk I had when I was 12. Which is a crazy age. Yeah, that's a weird. I mean, I'm going to come out of these of my friends in the standard community, the Sean Jordan, Dave, abort. We're in it. |
| 1:41.4 | Okay, yeah. |
| 1:42.3 | So, boxers, shirts, and sheets. |
| 1:45.4 | I had all those things silk when I was 12. And a water bed. On a water bed. Like a guy who sells cocaine on an island. Right. And I had Shabba ranks staying next to me. And did you have like Luther Vandross's whole catalog? Just listening to freak me in the whole apartment |
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