Famous Dogs
All Fantasy Everything
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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. Welcome to all Fantasy Everything, |
| 0:27.0 | the podcast that Fantasy Drafts Anything and Everything |
| 0:29.6 | from the world of pop culture, brother. |
| 0:32.7 | On today's episode, we're drafting dogs. |
| 1:30.5 | Real and fictional. That's your wrestler. You would have been a baby face, though. I probably would, yeah. I don't think you would have been a heel. I got your really big. Heel eyebrows. I am big. And that, I think, leds itself. You're not scary looking. I feel like baby faces can be smaller. Yeah, baby faces can be small. I'm a big guy. You're very tall. But I can... You're not scary looking. I'm not scary looking? You can look stern. You don't look scary to me. I think that if you leaned into the eyebrows, you could. I got... Like a J.P. Morgan, you know how he kind of looks like a... Like a bird of prey from the front? Do you look like J.P. Morgan? Someone sent me a DM saying you look like J.P. Morgan the other day. Somebody said that. I'm gonna, I gotta, I will be the first to admit. I don't have him right up front of mine. Let me pull it up. He's not on the funnel of love. I was watching the Gilded Age recently. That's really... GILD Age is good. |
| 1:30.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:44.6 | I do not look like J.P. Morgan. No, no, no. In the eye. Wait, wait. Let me see the picture you got. I hope not. Let me see the picture you got. It's funny to think that... I think you could do that with your eyebrows. |
| 1:45.8 | Yes, I do think that. |
| 1:47.8 | I can... Okay, maybe just the eyebrows? |
| 1:49.6 | Yeah, no, not the nose and mouth, |
| 1:52.0 | but the eyebrows I think. |
| 1:53.2 | He had a famously big honking nose. |
| 1:55.6 | It was like scary and bobbis. |
| 1:58.0 | This J.P. Morgan Jr. |
| 2:00.6 | Okay, the... Scary and bulbous. I don't.P. Morgan Jr. Okay. |
| 2:01.9 | Scary and bulbous. |
| 2:04.3 | I don't think I look like this guy at all. |
| 2:05.7 | Nope. |
| 2:06.6 | Let me see the picture? |
| 2:08.7 | I'm either wrong and nobody said that to me. No, go back to the other one with the eyebrows. |
| 2:11.6 | The first picture that you pulled up with the eyebrows. |
| 2:14.5 | That's where I think. |
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