Items from 'Seinfeld' (w/ Jay Larson)
All Fantasy Everything
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything, |
| 0:27.8 | the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:33.0 | On today's episode, we are drafting items from Seinfeld episodes that we would like to have. Yeah. Our guest today is comedian, writer, director, Jay Larson. What's up, boys? Chilling, man. How are we feeling? I'm excited. I'm Ian Carmel, the host. These are my friends and comedians. You just say that a copy shot. |
| 0:55.2 | I'm the host. I'm the host. And you are the virus. You're the free. I was going to say. Sean Jordan and David Bory. Here we are. We're in it. We're doing it. We're happening. It's happening. That was the little bit of standup that happens before and now we're in the episode. That was stand-up right there? |
| 1:09.4 | That was just a little bit. |
| 1:10.2 | You know, like in the Simeville episode. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, right, right, right. |
| 1:12.6 | It's been a while since I've really applaud myself. happens before and now we're in the episode. That was stand up right there? That was just a little bit. You don't like in a side film episode. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, right, right, right. |
| 1:12.7 | It's been a while since I've really applied myself. I love it when that's what people say to you after I said. That was stand up right there? That was stand up? You call that standup? I've not not received that reaction. I think we've all got that. Oh, yeah. |
| 1:25.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:27.1 | Where, uh, it was your idea. |
| 1:28.8 | Where did, what, what hit you? |
| 1:30.5 | What were you like this idea? I think we've all got that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Where, uh, it was your idea. |
| 1:28.8 | Where did, what, what, what hit you? |
| 1:30.5 | What were you like this idea? |
| 1:31.9 | I'm like, you know, I, I texted you and I'm like, do we, sports, food, you know, |
| 1:36.2 | food's easy, candy. |
| 1:37.9 | Love food. |
| 1:38.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.0 | Sports is, I gave you one sports idea and then, but, you know, entertainment. |
| 2:02.8 | It was fun. Yeah. But I was, I love Seinfeld and I'm like, I also wanted to think of something that I could shine. Yeah. Yeah, no, you got to play to your strengths every time. Yeah, you're going to ask me, I'm going to come with it. This is my main show. This is number one. This is number one. Number one by far. I think like it was Simpsons when I was a kid for sure. And even still, if I go back and rewatch it, I'm like, that's great. But this one |
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