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Three minutes after 12 is the time.

And usually at this point in the week, say my goodness me we need some light relief

don't we after the difficult diet of heavyweight news that we've been digesting together thus

far this week but i think the last hour can probably get filed under hilarity how much of it was

intentional and unintentional i shall leave you to decide hmm but we'll crack on with mystery out proper

now the number you need if you want to join in and already know the rules, is 0345-60609-73. If you don't know the rules, then you're

to toying with the idea of joining in. Or if you'd just like to sit back and put your feet up with a

cast iron guarantee that by 1 o'clock today, you will know more than you do now, and you will enjoy at least one laugh out loud moment. And stick with me.

I'll talk you through how it works.

And then we can all get cracking together on a seesaw.

Here's how it works.

You know the newspaper features the magazine columns, where you have a question sent in by a reader.

And another reader, some days days later sends in an answer that

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