On LBC.

Three minutes after 12 is the time.

You are listening to, well, mystery, as like the man just said, on LBC with me, James

O'Brien.

If you're new to this, I should probably give you a quick heads up on how it works.

If you're not new to this, then you need to start taking your notes on whether or not I keep my promises.

What are the promises that we make every week at 12 noon?

Well, the first is that by 1 o'clock today, you'll know more than you do now. I don't think

we've ever broken that promise, although I have to stress on a weekly basis that it may not

be information or knowledge that you're grateful for or find in any way remotely useful.

It's just the sum total of your knowledge that will increase if you stay tuned to LBC for the duration of mystery hour.

The second promise that we make, and I've never had any complaints about this one being broken either,

is that you will get a belly laugh.

You will laugh out loud, at least once before the hour is over.

0345-60609773 is the number you need to get in touch with your question.

If you hear somebody else ask a question to which you do happen to know the answer,

then the number remains the same.

You have to ring in and provide it.

We will ask whether or not we'll inquire after your qualifications,

and if we find them satisfactory, we will go definitive,

at which point you will receive a gold-plated mystery hour of applause.

I think that's pretty much it.

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