Hey Freaks, Tim here. I have to apologize. Some of you freaks were having issues getting the show yesterday. We were having server slash hosting problems. Many freaks contacted me about that. So if you weren't able to listen to the program, Wednesday's show is still up there. It's a good one. Alexis K. Tyler's been shitting herself.

She blames it on a Chinese man. Like it's a whole thing. Go back and listen to that episode if you

haven't. Because of all these issues, here's the plan. Right now I'm going to post a best of show for

everyone. Today is Thursday, so it's a technically

supposed to be a side show exclusive day. I will be posting a program just for paying

freaks a little bit later, probably in the afternoon. And that means a Friday show for everyone

will probably also be posted a little bit late again in the afternoon. Not a huge deal. You'll still get your daily

recommended DV just on a slight delay. Right now, I've got a best of program for you. Enjoy this,

and I will see you side show freaks back a little bit later for a new episode.

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Hey Mike, it's about 645

I am not coming to work today

You know, I got some diarrhea

And it's pretty quick acting.

This was not a plan to plan sick day.

I wish I'd come to work.

I'd rather feel better and come to work and

and that feels, feel like I'm feeling now.

And, you know, anyway, shut up!

I'm not feeling well.

I don't feel the fuck.

Yeah, I'm going to put up with that, too.

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