My Roommate is Having Loud Sex All. The. Time... What Do I Do?! feat. Joel Kim Booster

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week Jordan + Michelle celebrate writer / comedian / actor / Leap Year Bby, Joel Kim Booster, on the eve of his “non-existent birthday.” Michelle shares the hilarious / chilling story of a Craigslist job her husband took back in the day (aka he was a still photographer on a porno!), Joel, though technically just 8 3/4 years old, handily discusses the personal growth one should seek before diving into a serious relaysh, and Jordan--on brand as ever--advises on the practical aspects of term life insurance ("Lifetime" murder storylines be damned!).

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0:49.1	Do you want to know what's in it?
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0:51.5	I'm assuming spinach?
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0:53.3	Spinach.
1:11.6	Uh-huhs. Avocados. Nice. Ginger. Coconut. Oh. Dates. Love dates. Blueberries. Ooh. And I'm going to live forever. Hilarious. Oh, do you hear that banging, by the way? Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. Okay. What is that? I was trying to talk about my smoothie.
1:13.9	I know, which was so interesting.
1:15.7	I was so interested in hearing about what's in your smoothie.
1:19.8	Trust me, it was delightful.
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1:26.9	But the banging, the bay yanging is happening because we're getting our bathroom renovated.
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