How Do I Not Take It Personally When My 8-Year-Old Teases Me? feat. Shea Couleé

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Joyfully LIVE at the Bell House, Michelle and Jordan celebrate international drag superstar, Shea Couleé. Michelle gives her "Wholesome Family Entertainment 2023" report, a.k.a. what not to expect when you’re expecting a circus (WTF, no clowns?!), Jordan defends his response to getting meh-ok-whatevered by his kids during a thoughtfully planned jazz museum outing, and Shea Couleé defines what "adult" means in their own playful terms (yes, it includes Capri Sun).

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.9	Wait, let's, okay, let's start over.
0:11.0	Back it up, back it up, back it up, back on the scene.
0:14.4	Crispy and clean.
0:15.5	You can try to wire, but you can't intervene.
0:18.1	We be the outcast.
0:19.3	Pujibuja, you know, yeah, later. You remember when you used to remember? Yes. Oh, you remember lyrics. I remember. I can't. Hey, everybody. I'm Michelle Buto, and this is Jordan Carlos. This is adulting. We are so old. I'm literally like, cocktails give me heartburn, and I can't remember lyrics to songs.
0:37.9	That's where I'm at right now.
0:40.0	I'm at.
0:59.8	First of all, you don't have to be so hard on yourself.
1:00.6	You know what you are?
1:01.9	Is the hype person?
1:02.7	I feel you.
1:03.4	And that's it.
1:04.4	That's 100.
1:05.2	That's 100.
1:06.4	Yes.
1:07.5	Yeah, that me.
1:08.5	Playing your tambourine.
1:08.9	Mm-hmm.
1:09.7	Mm-hmm. You are dipping it and doing it, as you like to say.
1:13.6	Oh, my God.
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